-I wouldn’t have fit in with the real family.
-You didn’t need it, anyhow. You went out and made your own.
(via parrotworm)
I’M SORRY THAT WAS JUST THE SOUND OF MY PANTIES EXPLODING ALL OVER THE ROOM
“Excuse me, Miss, could you hurry? I really need to make my flight.”
“You’re the boss…”
(via eat-it-twilight)
let us take a moment to appreciate this man, even taking off glasses is sexy when done by him
(via eat-it-twilight)
(via eat-it-twilight)
(via eat-it-twilight)
i’m bored and i fixed my photoshop
(via eat-it-twilight)
